Winnie-the-Pooh sat down at the foot of the tree, put his head between his paws and began to think.

First of all he said to himself: “That buzzing-noise means something. You don’t get a buzzing-noise like that, just buzzing and buzzing, without its meaning something. If there’s a buzzing-noise, somebody’s making a buzzing-noise, and the only reason for making a buzzing-noise that I know of is because you’re a bee.”

Then he thought another long time, and said: “And the only reason for being a bee that I know of is making honey.”

And then he got up, and said: “And the only reason for making honey is so as I can eat it.” So he began to climb the tree.

He
climbed
and
he
climbed
and
he
climbed,
and
as
he
climbed
he
sang
a
little
song
to
himself.
It
went
like
this:

Isn’t it funny
How a bear likes honey?
Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
I wonder why he does?

Then he climbed a little further…and a little further…and then just a little further. By that time he had thought of another song.

It’s a very funny thought that, if Bears were Bees,
They’d build their nests at the bottom of trees.
And that being so (if the Bees were Bears),
We shouldn’t have to climb up all these stairs.

Taking a cue from Michelle Malkin, I'm publishing the 12 "offensive" editorial cartoons from the Danish newspaper Jyllands-Posten. I'm disappointed but not surprised that our State Dept. weenies condemned the publishers of these images, instead of the radical Islamists and hyperventilating Muslims who somehow manage to take offense at pen and ink images of Mohammed but convieniently ignore the appalling carnage, from IEDs and beheadings all across the Middle East, done in the name of Allah.

Here they are, in all their "offensive" glory:












Two Wet and Drippy Guys
Originally uploaded by Occasus Pars Clamo.

Last Saturday we took the first step towards having another swimmer in the family. Lou was a little unsure at first about joining the Creston Polar Bear swim team, but he caught on quick. For now, we're concentrating on perfecting the "Splash like a Madman" stroke.


Training to be a Viking
Originally uploaded by Occasus Pars Clamo.

We're celebrating our Swedish heritage with a nice warm fleece Viking hat. We got the idea for the hat at chili con yarne. More photos over on Flickr.


Louis Henry – Christmas 2005
Originally uploaded by Occasus Pars Clamo.

Sweet Baby Lou was selected as Blogging Baby's Image of the Day for Dec. 18, 2005.


First Solid Food, VIII
Originally uploaded by Occasus Pars Clamo.

In a welcome break from "Potty-gate," my son has started on rice cereal.

Closed for Season II

Well, things certainly hit the fan here. The delay in posting has been due to having two tennis matches in three days, on top of the sudden and unexpected publicity of a front page, above the fold headline article in the Grand Rapids Press. Full disclosure: I did not call the Press – they contacted me originally. I did not request the Press publish their article on the front page – to be honest, I expected it would run on the second or third page of the Region section.

Press reporter Jim Harger's headline article instead ran above the fold in both Tuesday's morning Metro edition and the afternoon Final edition. (Online version unavailable.) He accurately summarized the points I have made on this site and in emails to the City Commission. The Commission debated reopening the restrooms at that afternoon's City Commission meeting.

I was hopeful that the tremendous publicity involved here would inspire the City to reopen the restrooms, but their final decison was that the expense involved was too great and they instead instructed the Parks department to furnish Aberdeen with a Port-A-Potty. A followup article in Wednesday's Press states that the Commission balked at spending an estimated $200 per month plus the cost of an employee to reopen the restrooms.

From my understanding of Parks Superintendent Zelinski's figures, this estimate has been wildly overinflated. His email, quoted in a previous post below, states that the water readiness fee, charged by the city Water Department, is $84 per month. Since I would not be opening the restroom for anyone but athletes who requested access, I find it hard to believe that we would then use $116 in water in the last two weeks of our season. (Put aside the fact that $200 should be pocket change to a city that can afford a $5,000,000 tax break for billionaires to build hotels downtown. Or the $2.5 million in tax breaks for three brownfield redevelopment projects the Commission approved Tuesday – see page B4 in the Press' Wednesday Final edition.) That being said, we will obviously make some use of the Port-A-Potty, but I think anyone who knows teenage girls can guess that they will do everything they can to avoid using it. The girls who need to change into their uniforms at the park will continue to have to do so in the back seat of each other's cars. We will still have no drinking water except that which we bring in with us (generally personal water bottles and 5-7 gallons in an insulated 10 gallon "Gatorade" jug.)

Since this is likely my last post on this issue for the time being, I would like to use this space to publicly thank Commissioner Tormala for urging the rest of the Commission to reopen the Aberdeen Park restrooms. I would like to thank Steve Pastuer of Egypt Valley Country Club for offering use of their four tennis courts. I'm afraid that Egypt Valley CC is simply too far from Creston and four courts are too few for our purposes. I also have been surprised by the support I have received from fellow coaches, school administration, family members and parents of my tennis players. I plan to continue to press the Commissioners to budget enough money to keep our public park restrooms open well into the fall next year. Ideally, they should be open from mid-April through mid-October. I urge anyone else who feels the same to contact their commissioners and tell them so.

The biggest lesson in this, in the end, is we as citizens of Grand Rapids have a duty to vote for qualified candidates (remember, we have an election this year with new faces on the ballot in several Wards) as well as to make our views known to our commissioners. They face a daunting task, trying to balance the City's budget, and without our input they will not know what we need and what we can do without. I think we need public restrooms at all our parks. Tuesday evening I was reminded again that this is not an issue effecting only the Creston tennis teams. At 6pm, as I was leaving practice, a young father with four children in tow approached the restrooms. After they tried the doors and discovered they were indeed locked, they turned and headed for their car. I introduced myself and explained the situation. The father told me that he would have to take the kids home to use the bathroom – which I'm sure meant that their evening at the park had come to a premature end. With the beautiful weather we're having as we enter fall, it's a crying shame that the City cannot find the funds that allows kids to play in the parks in comfort.

Closed for Season II

We learned in Commissioner Tormala's email I posted this morning that the City has spent $30,000 on a PR firm to go along with the new $44,000 Information Desk employee. Perhaps the City should have saved some of that PR money: I was interviewed this afternoon by a Grand Rapids Press reporter and a Press photographer came to today's match against West Catholic to get a photo of us in front of the closed restrooms. In fact, as we were walking to the restrooms with the Press guys, West Catholic's coach came over to ask if I had access to the restrooms because one of his athletes needed to use them! The timing couldn't have been better if I had planned it. (Which I did not. In fact, City League coaches are required to touch base with each other before each match to verify the number of tennis players available, but both teams forgot over the weekend.) Apparently the reporter was directed to this blog by Commissioner Tormala. If the story runs, it will be in Tuesday or Wednesday's Press.

Closed for Season II

My last email appears to have stirred at least Commissioner Tormala into action. Here is his email to the Commission, followed by an email he received from a parent of a Creston tennis player.

From: rtormala@ci.grand-rapids.mi.us
Reply-To: rtormala@ci.grand-rapids.mi.us
To: Robert Harrison, Kathy Speer
Cc: tzelinsk@ci.grand-rapids.mi.us, jjendras@ci.grand-rapids.mi.us, rrosloni@ci.grand-rapids.mi.us, rschmidt@ci.grand-rapids.mi.us, jwhite@ci.grand-rapids.mi.us, kkimball@ci.grand-rapids.mi.us, smilanow@ci.grand-rapids.mi.us, amooney@ci.grand-rapids.mi.us, jsteffen@ci.grand-rapids.mi.us, vvasquez@ci.grand-rapids.mi.us, creston@usxchange.net, jmagnian@ci.grand-rapids.mi.us
Date: Sep 16, 2005 12:20 PM
Subject: RE: Aberdeen Par

Colleagues,

This is unacceptable. There is all this talk about the city helping the schools. We can't give them money for their budget, but we should be able to find funds to let our kids have some dignity and use bathroom facilities. This is an embarassment and black eye for all to see. Let's quit talking about things we can't do for GRPS and do the things we can. If we can spend a total of $74,000 (30,000 to a PR firm and 44,000 for a NEW employee) $25,000 for questionable citizen surveys, $29,000 for lunches alone this year, $50,000 for consultants,etc. we should be able to find funds to open the restrooms. Below is the first of probably many contacts from outraged parents and supporters. The City Commission must act to resolve this or we will look like hypocrites who talk about helping schools but when push comes to shove wring our hands and do nothing. We can blame the state rightfully so for cutting revenue sharing but we are the ones who prioritize the way we spend the money we have and there is more than enough in our budget savings to resove this, I also could point to many other areas, but Colleagues I'm sure you get the point. Let's act!

Rick

>>I am the parent of one of the Creston High School Girls Tennis team. It has been brought to the attention of all the parents that the restroom facilities at Aberdeen Park will no longer be opened for use when the team has home games there. Creston has been using the tennis courts at Aberdeen for practice and home meets for many years now and the restrooms have always been opened for use during their matches with other schools. It is embarrassing to GRPS and to the city to have to tell parents and other schools teams that they have to go 3 blocks to use the Burger King restroom when there are adequate facilities on site. Coach Robert Harrison has been trying to work with the athletic director and the city parks and rec as well as the commissioners to work out an acceptable arrangement. His suggestion was that a key be signed out to him and he will be responsible for opening, cleaning up and locking the bathroom. I understand that there have been problems in the past with other coaches but our coach was not one of them and he should be given the chance to prove himself responsible. I know that tennis is not money making sport but our girls need your help! Please look into this matter with the other commissioners. Thank you for your time.

Kathy Speer

Of course, being politicians, they can't really help themselves:

From:jjendras@ci.grand-rapids.mi.us
To: Robert Harrison
Date: Sep 16, 2005 6:47 PM
Subject: RE: Aberdeen Park

Coach, I understand your frustration, that is why I hope you will support my re-election. I voted against the tax subsidy for the Hotel and against this year’s budget. My Opponent Dave Shaffer has received over $3,500 dollars in campaign contributions from the DeVos and VanAndels.

I'd like to thank Bill Tingley at Local Area Watch, first for letting me link to his informative and hard hitting articles, second for publishing an article on my fight for restroom access for my tennis team and third for making me Local Area Watch's staff photographer. I'm honored and my wife's jealous (she's the real artist in the family!). I've created a photoset at my Flickr account that will feature all my photos L.A.W. uses.

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